David P. Smith

Yes, he played the clarinet on a few things. Oh sure, his photographs of Celebrity Auras are world famous and his work with Sputum agents has been exhaustively collated. So why did he drop everything and accept a job with Charlton Heston Industries? Was it the lure of the big bucks? The glitz? Or was it because David P. Smith simply prefers life as chief advertising executive for Heston's Hearth Logs, to that of his former gypsy-with-a-licorice-stick days?

He commented thus:

Hey. Folks have to keep warm. The Hearth Log is greatly superior to your common Presto-Log. It lasts longer. It kindles quicker. The Heston Hearth Log is environmentally friendly. Obviously, clean air is a concern of everybody's. Think of the children. The Hearth Log is self-lighting. I'm proud to be a part of it.

The chips are never down with Charlton Heston's Hearth Logs. You light up my life.