Adam Slack

Originally a Hawaiian born actress, Adam's bald head and paintbrush moustache get him noticed, although not for the reasons he hopes. People confuse him with members of the papacy, golf squads and survivalist training guides. This has lead Adam through several name changes, from Howard Zucker to Steve McKing and ultimately back to Adam again.

Adam spent his formative years in the Lawrence Welk Traveling Carnival and Timeshare Seminar Troupe as Arthur Duncan's shoeshiner and parttime understudy. Since those salad days, where Adam claimed he was often tapped out and unable to make ends meet, he has worked as an undertaker, a beautician in Corset Creek, Kentucky, and a foot model for The Gap.

Adam's current love is biographies of famous people named Mustafa and the pitter-patter of little squirrels.