The Chunkies

According to the venerable Nabob of Pediatrics at Clitoris University College Hospital, Dr. Tab Carleton, "it's got everyone of us in the business stumped."

The Chunkies are best known for their resonant larnyxes; blessed with timbre so pure, any note issued by them can cause most tactile objects to resonate. From a simple pane of glass, to the reconstructed pachyderm at the Baldwin Marine Institute on Catalina Island, few are immune. The twins can perform both in tandem or separately, except on aeroplanes, because Timmy refuses to fly economy, which irks and propels spendthrift brother Jimmy into random acts of obstinance-ness.