Aaron Chapman

Aaron Chapman!!

Born September 24, 1966 in Oxford, Mississippi

Aaron Chapman's outstanding career as an exposer of parapsychological fraud is well documented! From fantods and haints to questionable Saints, he's uncovered many nefarious schemes to bilk the unsuspecting, or numbingly credulous, public and shown them to the be apple sauce they really are. Yet for all that, Aaron Chapman is a believer in the afterworld! "I've seen my share of the nether regions," he's want to chuckle with a satyric leer.

As recently as August 1996, Aaron Chapman spent three consecutive evenings in a supposedly haunted house monitoring a pinata shaped to resemble the actress Rebecca Pigeon (in profile), which continuously, without cease!, and over a 71 hour period, spurted a warm viscoid substance later adjudged by many respected authorities to be a cross between cheese in a can and a sort of Chardonnay-like ectoplasym. Yes! Even today, the experience makes Aaron Chapman micturate in his personal linen. "I still don't know what to make of it," he shudders.

A 32nd degree Mason, Aaron Chapman is devoted to his Rottweilers, Clint and Tammy-Ann.

Chapman also won the NFL MVP award three years straight during the tumultuous 70s.